cri d'amour

my evil plan

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a diplomat. This will cause the world to choke on their food, baffled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

if i write a book i’ll never let anybody read it
it’ll have all my favorite words in it
and a chapter of my favorite quotes
and the chapter of everything i like
will reciprocate the chapter of everything that reminds me of you
my favorite people are the ones i’ve only just met
maybe that says something about character
or my sentimentality or your sentimentality
you’ll only like me while I’m pretty
when I’m not pretty anymore you’ll stop talking to me
then i’ll stop talking to everybody because you’re the only one i like talking to anyways

:)

Hello!
I’m back for another tumblr obsession phase:) I missed you all a lot. I haven’t had much spare time but now that I’m a social recluse I’ll be on here much more.

Im watching never been kissed and sobbing like a pathetic idiot

Dear Garth,

Your piano is now in my living room beneath our Parisian paintings and stacks of your old sheet music, and I couldn’t be happier. I miss you. Love, Lizzy.

dysfunctional family 101

-always talk in an angry voice, then yell at people when they ask why you’re mad

-never eat dinner together

-always assume that anything anyone says is directly attacking you in whatever way possible, even if it involves a stretch of the imagination

-say the phrase “well jeeze, ______, i’m sorry i’m not a god damned mind reader!” a lot

Oh Bob, that is why I love you so

According to this web site he hasn’t played Gonna Change My Way Of Thinking since 1980, and, last night, he opened the show with it.

http://boblast.blogspot.com/

Bob Dylan just rocked my world

Zombieland was fuckin' awesome

Now I’m getting ready for Bob Dylan<333

I dont care if you dont, and i dont feel if you dont, and i dont want it if you dont, and i wont say it until you say it first.